You know what doesn’t work so well against marauding packs of brain-eating Zombie Mountain Bikers? A staple gun. You know what does? A m@#*%!ing crossbow!
In this week’s episode of The Rolling Dead, Bike Monkey’s Carlos Perez goes full-tilt “Git Er Dun,” Greg Fisher learns that corn syrup tastes really really bad, Adam Menconi takes his real estate marketing game to the next level, and Wade Scarpelli discovers that #LiveFatDaeYung doesn’t apply to the Undead.
The Unsavory Tale of Monkey Pines and the Preposterous Mr. Fish